We have been able to ascertain the following about the author:

  • Human male
  • Ordinarily resides in the UK
  • Wears glasses
  • Coffee drinker
  • Pun aficionado
  • Prefers gin to vodka
  • Prefers scotch to gin
  • Once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
  • Omnivore
  • Frequently re-purposes song lyrics for blog titles
  • And for lines on my “about” page
  • You know he’s never gonna stop moving
  • ‘Cause he’s rolling, he’s the rolling stone
  • Possesses above average number of fingers on left hand1
  • Once shot a man in Reno, ’cause they cancelled Firefly
  • Likes bullet lists
  • Interests: vehicles, cinema, politics, geekery, misc
  • Is rationing buying books because his bookshelves are running out of space, and doesn’t really want to buy another bookshelf because where would he put it? And seriously are you going to read all those books again?
  • Kindle owner
  • [redacted]
  • Had drunk a bottle of wine when he wrote this page
  • Will write a better “about” page when he thinks >10 people will read it

  1. Think about this one…